Thursday 11 March 2021

My Solution to Fix America: President Doctor Phil

 For a number of years, I've gone though the pondering of America being 'broke'.  I had about 700 different news groups tell me this.  I've had a minimum of a thousand politicians discuss this.  And nothing seems to work.

So....I want to bring in President Doctor Phil.  Yes, elect the guy in....give him a 12-hour a day job....doing intervention with Republicans and Democrats....sending them off to 'retreat-camps' in mid-Mississippi, with sand-bag filling and hay-hauling.  

President Doctor Phil could handle Pelosi, McConnell, AOC, Hillary Clinton, Colin Kaepernick, the BLM crowd, radical Muslims, woke idiots, intellectuals, and even the fake Hollywood people. 

Woes with North Korea's Kim?  Have President Doctor Phil do a session with him and offer up some manly advice on 'we all need a little growing up'.  

Bashing the Queen by Harry or Meghan?  Drag both into President Doctor Phil's office and give them real physical work to do for six weeks....to get the fake rage out.

Trouble with the Twitter or Facebook bosses? Drag them into a studio, and give President Doctor Phil four hours to interrogate them.  

Yes, we've finally reached the stage where intervention is required, and there's only one way to handle this.  

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