Monday 16 March 2020

The Coronavirus $1000?

Romney came up today and suggested a $1,000 check for American adult.....for Corona.

I sat and pondered this.

First, how would most spend it?  On toilet paper?

Second, why only $1,000?  Why not $12,000?

Third, wouldn't a lot of guys just spend it on women, booze, or casino operations?

Fourth, how do you handle homeless folks and drug addicts on the street?

Fifth and final....why only a one-time deal?  Couldn't we make up a rule that said upon getting the flu or cold.....you got another $1,000 check? 

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