This is a Bama story that poses a very serious question. Down in Houston County....the cops came up and determined that the manager and a dancer of a newly opened club (you can imagine the type)...needed to be arrested. Apparently, the county sheriff had reports of nudity. Naturally, in Bama, law enforcement is usually called out and then sits through twelve hours of shows....to make a final determination. In some cases, the local Baptist minister is also asked to help evaluate the situation.
After enough evaluation...deputies arrested the owner...Michael Gene Cox....and then charged him with running a club that allowed "too much nudity".
I paused over that comment..."too much nudity". Once you remove your clothing...you are nude, and at 100 percent. You can't really go to 110 percent or 150 percent nudity.
In this case, nude is nude. You've reached maximum capacity...as an engineer would say. That should be it, unless of course, you're in Dothan and then, maybe, you can get an extra ten percent nude. One's imagination is then left to what folks might consider as extra nude in Dothan. It's best not to ask....I think.
