1. Even though I'm about to be 66 years old....I now identify as a permanent 34-year old guy.
2. I've decided to identify as Cherokee, Danish, Roman, and Celtic.
3. I'm going to identify as a New York Yankees 3rd baseman.
4. I'm going to identify as a Baywatch TV show life-guard....even though I can't swim.
5. On Thursdays, I'm going to identify as being 'invisible'....you won't be able to see me.
6. At least two days a year, I will identify as maximum paranoid shizophrenic....at the 5-star crazy-crazy level.
7. On Sundays, I will be identifying as Moses....complete with sandals.
8. On the third Monday of each month, I will identify as Joe-Biden-fog-brained....mostly to see if anyone notices.
9. I will identify as an 'CNN-expert' in hopes of getting hired-up and make some 'real' money.
10. I will reassess myself weekly, and identify as needed. So I might have 600 identities per year.
