Wednesday 4 May 2011

Keep Moving Along

Its interesting to watch the various debate topics of today.

Orders on Osama to take him.....orders on Osma to kill him.

Osama's wife killed.....Osama's wife merely shot in the leg.

Osama had a gun at bedside.....Osama had no weapons.

Sixteen percent of America believes in no birth certificate for the President.....Sixteen percent of the Muslim world believes Osama is still living.

Pakistan knew little to nothing about the million-dollar compound.....Pakistan had to know everything about the million-dollar compound.

War with Islam all but over.....War with Islam will intensify over next month.

It's best to describe the news of the day as somewhat comical.  If I could have imagined ten years ago the details of the day after Osama was shot.....I could not have come near the amount of high school-style reporting going on.

I suspect by the end of the week that Doctor Phil will interview several of the neighbors to Osama bin Laden and treat them for bin Laden-ism and send them to some two week rehab center in Colorado Springs.  I suspect that Oprah will interview some random Navy Seals and make them cry on camera at pictures of bunnies being mistreated.  I'd even suspect that VP Joe Biden might admit to the public that the entire plan was his to start with.

It's best to simply keep moving and hope that bigger news by Friday consumes this.  I'd suggest Charlie Sheen admitting his entire act over the past one hundred days was bogus, and that might be big enough to end the Osama story.