Would It Bother You.....

 Would it bother you if an audit of 16-year-old kids in your local district revealed that a majority of them could only read at the age 11 level?

Would it bother you if a quarter of the people you bump into daily....can't pass a regular drug-test?

Would you feel bothered that VP Kamala Harris finally admits that she's never handled a pistol in her life?

Would it bother you if the Olive Garden folks finally admitted what they bring to your table....is NOT legit Italian food?

Would it pump you up if all of the cheapo-airline deals, for $7 more....offered you a free beer while waiting for the plane to load?

Are there any crime statistics existing in America that you TRUST completely?

Does it bother you that Harris talks one-quarter as much as Donald Trump, at these rallies?

If college students can't handle stress and pressure....are they in the wrong 'atmosphere'?

If Aliens Landed ttomorrow?

 1.  I expect the TV show....'The View'....to attempt to get one of them immediately on as a guest....only to discover that this alien group seems to be ultra right conservative and pro-Trump.

2.  About 24 hours into the visit.....someone eventually notices that they have a emblem on their suits that resembles a NAZI-symbiology.  People start to refer to the visitors as Nazis.

3.  CNN somehow finds more than 100 alien experts to help them analyze the prime-time story.

4.  Within the first month of the visit....we discover that the aliens are greatly amused by the 'Tom and Jerry' cartoons.

5.  We discover that the alien-folks have 15,000 different religions....none of which support killing or harming folks.

6.  Within 8 minutes of arrival....Kamala Harris campaign officials are trying to get an endorsement by the alien guests.

7.  Most people are shocked that the aliens are trendy on fashion, and they all want the latest that Kim Kardashian presents.

8.  The LGTBQ folks agree to add the 'A'.....LGATBQ....to show alien sex as special.  The aliens inform them later that all sex with humans is forbidden.  

9.  We learn by day 16 of the visit...that cats are seen as holy, and anyone harming a cat....is in pretty harsh trouble with the aliens.

10.  On day 3 of the arrival....the leadership come out to the Trump course, and golf a round with Donald.