1. I think someone could squat in the White House and crap on the floor, with the Secret Service admitting they can't connect to anyone, and folks would just accept that it's a 'Scooby-Doo-mystery'.
2. I think there's well over 1,000 fragile Americans who'd get all hyped-up if they had to watch the 'Green Acres' TV show, so you'd have to advise trigger-warnings prior to the start of each episode.
3. The NBA is talking about a 4-point 'line'. Actually, I was thinking of having six spots on the floor where a successful shot would be 7-points. Then we could have some of those 230 to 210 point games (for the winner).
4. It's painfully obvious that 'Bidenomics' was invented in a DC bar, by four drunk economic's professors, and the fifth person (non-drinker, the driver) was a White House aide who wrote down the whole formula to later explain to Joe.