Eight Things Joe Biden Could Do To Ensure His Win In 2024

 1.  Admit he was into LGBTQ stuff before anyone else, and he had a 'special' friend all the way back into the 1980s.

2.  Give a one-hour speech without a teleprompter and no mistakes.

3.  Whop VP Harris in the head each time she gives some 44-word single-sentence that makes no sense.

4.  Admit Hunter screwed up on taxes, and actually does owe $17 more on his 2019 tax paperwork.

5.  Open up the top secret stuff and admit....yeah, we've got five UFOs and he's personally flown one of them.

6.  Admit he's had dementia since 2004, and it's under full-control with special drugs developed in Mexico.

7.  Announce that he's bringing in six elephants to lounge and live on White House grounds.

8.  Admit he's written four romance novels since his VP days....all best-sellers.

Q-and-A

 1.  Odds of Fox News being prepared to sell?  

By mid-summer, if you see Sean Hannity 'let-go'....I'd say it's a 90-percent chance.  Who buys?  Some non-public company.....like Blackrock....who sees a distressed news group and under-priced.

Fox News never recovering?  I would say their anti-Trump stance and the big guys being let go....sets the new market value to about 60-percent of their peak.  

Who gains viewers?  Podcast group, Joe Rogan, smaller news units.  

2.  Joe Biden having problems in selling his position on LGTBQ and 'counter-can't-define-a-woman' folks?  

Somehow, his key insiders believe this is a big-tent agenda that sells well across the US.  I'd say it's more likely that only 30-to-35 percent of pro-Biden people feel this way.  If you made the election on this agenda....with Joe trying to tell the story....it's a colossal failure.

3.  If people start up being rude and obnoxious......how much effort will it take for you to lessen your negative view of them?

It's kinda like walking into a restaurant and noticing a cockroach on the table as you sit there.  Pretty good odds you will get and leave....never to return ever again.

4.  Can President Biden make a 3-line statement without a teleprompter......without a mistake?  

I'd be willing to lay down a $500 bet that he can't accomplish this. 

5.  CBS saying from a poll that 72-percent of Americans believe 'things-are-out-of-control'?

Polling across the nation.....even I'm shocked at the rate of things.  No one asked though....HOW things are out-of-control.

If you asked me....dealing with paranoid schizophrenic folks, the drugged-up crowd, and regular criminals...probably have drained half the nation of regular patience.  

6.  All this chatter about female crash-test dummies?  

If you have time to worry about this....you might need a new reality to work upon.

Gov Newsom, the National Guard, and SF?

 I sat and read through a piece.....that Governor Newsom of California.....has authorized a activation of California National Guard folks....to help the police in SF.  

So, you start to ask questions.

How many?  Unknown (oddly left out of the news piece).  I would assume it's probably in the range of sixty to a hundred folks.  

Where it comes from?  In the state....the 49th Brigade is a MP-only organization....located out of Fairfield, California. I would assume they got the order.

What exactly would they be doing?  I can only see two scenarios.  First, they might be paired up with SF police (1 and 1).....to carry out patrols for a period of time.  Second, they might be there to just present the resemblance of military folks in uniform....on walk-patrols.

Armed?  I just can't see the Governor approving or allowing this to happen.

How long?  Well....you have to pay these guys, and for each month....for a hundred, by the time you give them their regular duty pay, house them in some hotel, and feed them....you would be talking about around a half-million.  So 90 to 120 days is the max I see this running.  

The look around SF....that you have military people on patrol?  It'd be a scene out of some Judge Dredd movie.  

Even if they arrest people.....charges won't stick because of the local prosecutor, and after two months of that kind of non-action....the Guard guys would openly talk about the stupidity of doing duty in SF.  

These MPs shocked over the duty?  I'd say no...here's the one odd factor.  If you went down the list of guys on the 49th...I would assume that 90-percent are currently real cops or security guys....in their normal day-to-day routine.  It wouldn't shock me if most all of them have done duty in Iraq or Afghanistan in their career.

This might be interesting to watch play out.