Saturday 23 November 2019

Demons, the Supernatural, and Impeachment

There was an interview this week between Rev Franklin Graham and journalist Eric Metaxes....discussing Trump, the impeachment, and perceptions.

So Graham laid out the topic and then bluntly suggested that all of this could only occur if the supernatural were at work.  In simple terms....demons.

Metaxes then readily agrees, and this discussion goes to various connecting topics.  Graham points out that with the booming economy.....people have more money to tithe, and thus the churches are raking in the cash to help the poor.  On this, he does have a key point.....it's to everyone's advantage to want a booming economy.

At this point, you have to ask the question....are demons and the supernatural running the Democratic Party?  It is a comical question, and in 90-percent of households....it won't come up. 

In Alabama?  Well, this Sunday, I expect most Baptist Churches to bring up the topic that Graham mentions and offer up a prayer for Democrats, and hoping that they can recover from demonic control.  At that point, around a quarter of the congregations will stand up....stomp their feet, and leave out of the backdoor....never to return.

The same crowd will wander around for several weeks, trying to find other churches to accept them in the state, with the other ministers or deacons asking if they are still under demonic control. 

As the primary season approaches, the question of supernatural 'control' will come up and various democrats will be trying to remove the 'curse'.  Guys who used to make a big fuss of democratic agendas....will now have co-workers offering to pray for them, and setting off hostilities in the office place.

Somewhere along the way, it'll become common knowledge that the Chinese have been fighting the supernatural for thousands of years.  Some of their methods will be used: (1) peach-wood pits will be carried in your pocket, (2) shamans will be hired to 'touch' you, and (3) spooning will start up (where you rub a silver spoon on your body to rid you of demons.

The thing about all of this is that Trump didn't come up with the idea, and he's probably kicking himself for missing it in the first place.  He could have labeled Pelosi as 'Demon-Nancy'. 

As silly as it sounds....this is how far from reality that we've slipped.  Very briefly, we can be easily convinced that some idiot would get up at 1 AM in Chicago, in seriously low temperatures (minus situation) to wander over to a Subway shop and encounter KKK-type characters on the streets of Chicago.  Going from that point to demons and the supernatural is just not that far.