1. At least 3,000 Americans will identify as vampires.
2. At least 1,000 Americans will be certified dead....due to their E-car running out of fuel in an emergency situation.
3. Some evidence will come out to suggest a Sean 'Diddy' Combs connection to Hunter Biden.
4. WNBA figures will demand that the NBA double their 'gift-money' to the league. NBA players will draw and a line and say 'NO'.
5. Talk will start up about developing a Transwoman hockey league.
6. At least one US state will pass a law requiring you to be age 25....before buying tobacco products.
7. At least one US state will approve a law to have 3-some marriages.
8. Some 11-year-old kid will go to court to demand a name change to 'Hitler'.
9. At least 5 US states will demand the federal government get out of student loans, or limit them to no more than $5k a year.
10. Some teacher from Georgia will admit to having physical relations with two dozen students over a 1-year period. It'll later be discovered that she was doped-up and just imagining the sex.
