Five Things I Now Believe

 1.  People who wear Covid-masks these days....on the annoy-scale (1-to-10)....are typically '8' or more.  

2.  Liz Cheney will lose her primary election by 20-plus points.  Here's the thing....if she'd avoided the Jan-6 hearing business....it might have been only a five-point loss.  She really didn't see the 'train' approaching in her level of stupidity.

3.  The crowd who came in and invested in ZOOM....basically have to accept that half the money is gone, and probably will never get that portion back....unless some idiot company like Google buys them.

4.  NY City probably will hire a bus to take 40 migrants back to Texas.  Upon arrival at the border of Arkansas....I expect the Rangers to be standing there....pulling the bus over, and asking for an ID....forcing them to stay in Arkansas.  At that point, Arkansas will hire a bus, and return the forty to NY City.

5.  In 2024's West Virginia senator election.....I don't think Joe Manchin will win.

Ten Things They Did Find In Trump's Vault

 1.  He had the agreement between Eisenhower and the aliens in the vault.

2.  He held the 40th book (unpublished) from the Old Testament....all in Latin....describing the end of the world, and some guy named Hunter in the middle of things.

3.  He had a Bigfoot claw.

4.  He had seven-hundred 'get-out-of-jail' tokens from Long Island.

5.  He held Obama's actual real original birth certificate.

6.  He had the original Death-Star plans.

7.  He had a coffee cup with 'Holy Grail' on the side.

8.  He had the sword from Jon Snow in Game of Thrones.

9.  He had a birthday card from Hillary Clinton (from 1998).

10.  He had a hammer and wooden stake (to be used for vampires).