Ten Things They Did Find In Trump's Vault

 1.  He had the agreement between Eisenhower and the aliens in the vault.

2.  He held the 40th book (unpublished) from the Old Testament....all in Latin....describing the end of the world, and some guy named Hunter in the middle of things.

3.  He had a Bigfoot claw.

4.  He had seven-hundred 'get-out-of-jail' tokens from Long Island.

5.  He held Obama's actual real original birth certificate.

6.  He had the original Death-Star plans.

7.  He had a coffee cup with 'Holy Grail' on the side.

8.  He had the sword from Jon Snow in Game of Thrones.

9.  He had a birthday card from Hillary Clinton (from 1998).

10.  He had a hammer and wooden stake (to be used for vampires).