1. To be honest, if there is some alien invasion going on....most Americans might be open to the idea because of the crappy lack of trust we have with politicians, the police, lawyers, and authorities....in general.
2. Some of us haven't watched a single hour of CNN all year, and can't say we missed much.
3. Once this whole idea of absorbing Canada into the US got explained in detail....it just seems like a majority of people think it's a great idea. But the same people aren't keen on it being 12 different states....they just want one state called Canada.
4. When Trump's idea of 'buying' Greenland came up....probably 95-percent of people had to pull out a map to find where the hell it was located.
5. Folks were rather shocked to discover that Haiti is more or less run by one gang, with the gang 'boss' named 'Bar-b-que'.
6. Americans were rather shocked to discover....as hopeless and 'lost' as Joe Biden was....Kamala Harris apparently was equally hopeless and 'lost' (maybe more so). And no matter how many times you viewed this Tim-guy as her VP....you got the impression that he was pretty goofy (more so than Joe Biden).
7. Megalopolis, without much discussion.....was considered the worst movie of 2024. Some weird clash between a artist and a mayor....set in the future where nothing makes sense. You needed 15 shots of booze to make it through the whole 138 minutes.
8. That Elon guy surprised folks about every 48 hours in 2024....on average. It didn't matter what he said....you actually took a liking to the guy.
9. Most everyone agreed by mid-November....getting political advice from Hollywood idiots....made no sense.
10. It just became an acceptable practice in 2024....to be disrespectful of others while in public.
11. You finally reached a point where you weren't going to pay $16 for a McDonalds menu meal.
12. People are reaching a level now....assessing both high school students and college students.....as dumbasses, and education is mostly about dumbing-down people.
13. Most of us found it odd....84-year old Nancy Pelosi....needing to wear 3-inch heels, and tumbling down a staircase....breaking her hip.
14. Most folks upon hearing all this exploding beepers in the Middle East story....just started asking who the hell owns beepers? Most folks remember beepers going away around 2000/2001. Some kids asked what the hell were beepers?
15. Rather shocking....Americans in 2024...are using 'credit' (credit cards) to buy groceries, because they don't make enough to cover the monthly grocery bill.