This week, President Trump came out in the Alabama GOP Senate race and endorsed 'Tubby' instead of Sessions. Some folks think it's a big deal....some folks think less so. If Tubby wins this run-off? I would speculate that somewhere along June/July....we will learn of Tubby's sins (compliments of Senator Jones and his staff). This is my list of the possible sins:
1. Tubby had a illegal Mexican liaison/paramour back in 1988 for four weeks.
2. Tubby hung out in college with two British gay guys....never aware that they were British or gay.
3. Tubby will be accused of plastic surgery being done, on five different occasions (one of which was to lessen butt-fat).
4. Tubby's third-cousin (on his dad's side) got drunk in New Orleans and married a distant cousin back in the 1980s. Tubby was the best man, but doesn't remember much of anything other than he missing his socks the next day and had gotten a University of Alabama elephant mascot tattoo on his back while in this drunken stage.
5. Tubby has a secret passion for Salsa music and dancing.
6. Tubby got cut-up in a knife fight in Memphis back in 1993, arguing over Alabama-Auburn games with a black dude named Corvis. They later became best friends, and attended rattlesnake church meetings over at Sand Mountain, Alabama.
7. Tubby smuggled French perfume into the US in the 1990s that was untaxed.
8. Tubby has admitted behind closed doors that he's an idiot on college football, and he's been faking his abilities for over thirty years. He admits along the way that he knows more about Briggs and Stratton lawn mower engines....than football.
9. Tubby's dating history includes some Florida woman who was 16 years older than him, and a nutty Okoloana, Mississippi gal who felt she was half-demon, half-Indian warrior princess and half-Dolly Parton.
10. Finally, Tubby will be revealed as a warlock-demon-unnatural guy.
In the midst of all these accusations....some Alabama folks will turn to Jones and ask if he has ever done anything exciting like Tubby, and he'll admit 'no'. That will be the point where most folks turn to vote for Tubby.
Wednesday 11 March 2020
Joe and the Wins
Looking at yesterday's primaries.....with Joe Biden having won four of them (for sure) and there's a possibility that a fifth will be called for Joe.....I think the primary season has basically ended. You may still have over twenty states yet to go, but it may not matter.
Some folks will stand there and suggest this is why all fifty primaries should be held in the same ten-day period.
The discussion for this last debate between Bernie and Joe? Well....the rumor is that Joe wants it to be a sitting debate, with no audience there. There's talk that it might only be sixty minutes long. Some suggest that it should not be held at all.
How this is lining up?
I would suggest that Bernie will be financially finished in the next ten days. Joe should have more than enough votes to win on the first ballot of the convention.
As for Joe's mental condition? It's more than obvious that he can't assume the Presidency, and if things go forward.....the House will step in on the first day there, and start a hearing to remove him. So the VP is the big deal, and will likely be the President if Joe were elected.
So you have to ask yourself.....if you were a Democrat....would be you be crazy enough or determined enough.....to vote for Joe, knowing he won't really be the President in the end? This question would both the vast majority of Democrats.
Can Joe even sustain his campaign for the final 100 days before early November? They'd have to hand him a script and literally beg him to only read off the script. Personally, I'd have doubts that he'd appear more than five times a week during the campaign final run.
The real question here goes to the DNC.....they had to grasp back in the summer of 2019 that he was losing his edge, why didn't they come and say something to the guy? At this point, even the fake Mexican-Beto would be a better choice than Joe.
Some folks will stand there and suggest this is why all fifty primaries should be held in the same ten-day period.
The discussion for this last debate between Bernie and Joe? Well....the rumor is that Joe wants it to be a sitting debate, with no audience there. There's talk that it might only be sixty minutes long. Some suggest that it should not be held at all.
How this is lining up?
I would suggest that Bernie will be financially finished in the next ten days. Joe should have more than enough votes to win on the first ballot of the convention.
As for Joe's mental condition? It's more than obvious that he can't assume the Presidency, and if things go forward.....the House will step in on the first day there, and start a hearing to remove him. So the VP is the big deal, and will likely be the President if Joe were elected.
So you have to ask yourself.....if you were a Democrat....would be you be crazy enough or determined enough.....to vote for Joe, knowing he won't really be the President in the end? This question would both the vast majority of Democrats.
Can Joe even sustain his campaign for the final 100 days before early November? They'd have to hand him a script and literally beg him to only read off the script. Personally, I'd have doubts that he'd appear more than five times a week during the campaign final run.
The real question here goes to the DNC.....they had to grasp back in the summer of 2019 that he was losing his edge, why didn't they come and say something to the guy? At this point, even the fake Mexican-Beto would be a better choice than Joe.
The Toilet Paper Shortage
With this Coronavirus crisis business, and the national shortage of toilet paper....I'm going to suggest two ideas:
1. No-crap Wednesdays. You avoid coffee and eat as little as possible....to sustain yourself throughout the day, and avoid a 'number two' situation until Thursday morning....thus saving on toilet paper.
2. Two-sheet Saturdays. Try to limit your normal 20 sheet usage on Saturdays to just two sheets. Double-fold if necessary.
1. No-crap Wednesdays. You avoid coffee and eat as little as possible....to sustain yourself throughout the day, and avoid a 'number two' situation until Thursday morning....thus saving on toilet paper.
2. Two-sheet Saturdays. Try to limit your normal 20 sheet usage on Saturdays to just two sheets. Double-fold if necessary.
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