Ten Things I Tend To Believe

 1.  After Fauci and crew decided to get some kind of 'gain-of-function' out of Covid....they really screwed up by going to China and having a marginalized lab (it probably looked good in pictures) to handle the work required, and to do so in a safe manner.

2.  The Chinese balloon 'trick' will become a weekly thing, and Biden will have a tough time doing his standard 'we are on it' speech.

3.  The term 'balloon-war' will replace 'cold-war' in our language.

4.  Sexualization has gotten so bad....that you start to think it's attached to weather reports, gas station attendants, and fast food clerks. 

5.  Complimenting people should be limited to just a few times a week.  You shouldn't go overboard and pump people up.

6.  Once the Pentagon guys get the balloon pieces back to some top secret lab in Dayton, Ohio....they will discover that virtually everything (even the balloon itself) was all American made.  This inventory will be stamped top-secret but end up in a NY Times exclusive article by Thanksgiving, 2023.  

7.  I suspect if you asked....roughly 98-percent of people will admit they've never been to a drag-show in their life.  If you asked strictly guys....more than 25-percent will respond they've been to topless bars, and 3-percent will admit they go monthly to a stripper bar.

8.  A new trend will develop in 2023, with a handful of women adding a third boob (through plastic surgical processes).  

9.  Even if ten facts were laid on the table that Hunter Biden had compromised 'dad' with China dealings....most Senators would be in absolute fear of impeaching him because you'd end up with Harris as President.  

10.  Someone will wake up and discover around the year 2040....that almost 99-percent of Biden's documents are still boxed-up at the Biden-Center, and the guy in charge admits that it's hard to find anything coherent that he wrote from his Senate period.  

Balloon-Buster PIlots

 This was a term coined in WW I, and the American with the most balloon kills was Frank Luke, which Luke AFB, AZ is named after.

I should also note that his tally adds up to fourteen balloons destroyed.  The guy with the most balloon kills?  Willy Coopens, Belgian guy, with 35 balloons 'killed'.

In those days, it was a big deal. 

The Balloon: Aftermath

 First, we will need a truth commission....probably a House committee.  It's mostly WH members, the Pentagon, NORAD, and the FAA dragged in.  When was the President alerted....what plans existed...who briefed what, and a bunch of BS.

Then in the middle of this 'mess'.....some officer will run in and brief the four-star....two more balloons now over Alaska.  

Second, at least twenty-five individuals within the Pentagon and Air Force are attempting to write medals over their heroic actions.  

Third, the Navy will say if they were in charge of things....they would have shot it down once it passed Alaska.

Finally, this will open up a long period of balloon launches....maybe reaching one-hundred per day, and the Pentagon constantly having to alert President Biden.....with him uttering 'get them things'.  Russia and North Korea will view the mess, and also start to launch their own balloons.  2023 will be known as the year of the 'balloon'.