Monday, 17 July 2023

Four Things I Tend To Believe

 1.  I think someone could squat in the White House and crap on the floor, with the Secret Service admitting they can't connect to anyone, and folks would just accept that it's a 'Scooby-Doo-mystery'.  

2.  I think there's well over 1,000 fragile Americans who'd get all hyped-up if they had to watch the 'Green Acres' TV show, so you'd have to advise trigger-warnings prior to the start of each episode.

3.  The NBA is talking about a 4-point 'line'.  Actually, I was thinking of having six spots on the floor where a successful shot would be 7-points.  Then we could have some of those 230 to 210 point games (for the winner).

4.  It's painfully obvious that 'Bidenomics' was invented in a DC bar, by four drunk economic's professors, and the fifth person (non-drinker, the driver) was a White House aide who wrote down the whole formula to later explain to Joe.   

1 comment:

LargeMarge said...

A jew economist, an Irish economist, and a biden walk into a DC bar.
Ignoring the other two, all the hookers surround the biden... and minutes later, walk away millionaires!