Sunday 1 May 2022

My Unproven Theories

 1.  If you stack 100 bales of hay on a regular wagon, people will pay $5 to watch you take a turn in the field.

2.  Trailer-trash women never care if you finished high school or not.

3.  It's a waste of time if you are 6'6" tall and escape from jail.  You can always grow a beard or shave your head, but there's nothing to hide for that 6 inches.

4.  The number of batteries to run a school E-bus.....will make up 50-percent of the weight of the bus.

5.  Aliens may have arrived over 700 times in our history and decided each time.....we were the wrong people to be socializing or hang-out with.

6.  If the government could figure out the whole gimmick to septic tanks.....they'd have a Ministry of Septic Science, with some PhD gal running it.

7.  My Cain of the Bible theory.  Cain, if you remember....got into a fair amount of trouble as a young guy, and ends up getting banished (so the story goes).  However, the same book says that Cain's wife....had descendants long after the banishment situation, and so.....you are left with my theory.  There's Seth (never mentioned again in the Bible), a dead Abel, or this banished Cain guy.  Seth had to hook up with this gal, for descendants to enter the picture....which presents an ethical problem.

8.  From a hundred things you could laugh over or joke about in 1975.....probably half of them are 'forbidden' in today's world.

9.  Hoping or praying some President can or will be....'Jesus' or 'Satan'.....is stacking an incredible situation for massive failure.

10.  Being 'broke' is relative.  

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