1. In a lightning storm....don't stand under a tree...find cover.
2. If a teacher seems 'dimmer' than the dumbest kid in the class....mute everything the idiot says.
3. If you've watched every episode of Bonanza....you probably have all the morals in life that you need. Hoss, Adam, Ben and Little Joe....taught you what you need to know.
4. Never pay a premium price for crappy beer or food.
5. Trailer-park life is a temporary stage....you shouldn't still be there at age 20.
6. If your school buddy cheats weekly on tests....pretty good odds by age 20....he's a failure and lounging in dad's garage.
7. There's no road-map for success in life.
8. You probably learned the bulk of your knowledge in life....somewhere between the 7th and 9th grade. The last three years were just a chilling-out period.
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