What are the chief ingredients of a Jerry Springer Show?
1. Lie-detector tests.
2. Accusations which seem marginally true.
3. Fakeness (one almost imagines that the six people lined up as the participants, are just hired for the role).
4. Whores. About seventy percent of the women tend to be trailer-park trash, skanky, or working on marriage number four.
5. Content inappropriate for children under twelve.
6. A verbal or physical fight.
7. By the end of the show, the odds of participants ever getting back on friendly terms are zero.
8. Body-builder guards are protecting Jerry or the participants.
9. There's always a history which requires five to eight minutes to tell the basic story.
10. In ten-percent of cases, there's a fake-woman or a transgender guy involved.
So you look over the Kavanaugh senate episode, and it's curious.....nine of the ten basic ingredients (no fake-woman/trans in this pony-show) are in this senate hearing.
Last week, I was reading some commentary by a conservative gal (she at least says this), and she said about an hour into the Professor Ford episode....she felt it was inappropriate for any kid under ten to hear the commentary....particularly in the middle of the day when kids might flip through channels.
I sat and pondered over this. Maybe the Senate ought to make up a new rule.....limit questions to only a 10 PM to 5 PM cycle, so kids wouldn't get all hyped up on booze and lust.
The chief question to ask here.....have we arrived at Jerry Spring-politics, and will this become the new norm? And do we really want that theatrical-style of politics? Personally, if they'd added some trans-guy-woman, it might have made this pretty interesting, and that Senator Graham guy would have had a lot of fun asking him/her a bunch of questions.
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