Sunday, 21 May 2023

Next Woke Trends?

 This is my list of possible woke trends to occur:

1.  Farting to be acceptable and 'privileged'.

2.  Marriages between 3 people.

3.  Identifying as historical people.

4.  Binge-eating and binge-throwing up....to be considered 'normal'.

5.  Marriage consent age to be lowered to 14.

6.  One bath a week to be considered normal.

7.  New aftershave that smells like sweat.

8.  People refusing to do math, for any reason.

9.  High achievers to be condemned as anti-society.

10. People start to fake serious mental disease....pretending they can turn it on/off.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

.1 Farting would only be acceptable, if the person was utilizing a device designed to capture the expulsion of methane gas. Only the privileged would have access to such devices.

LargeMarge said...
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LargeMarge said...

Four:
Picture me at a Twelve-Stepper:
"Hello, I'm LM, and I'm a binge-barfer..."
"Hello, LM! And we're glad to see you have your trash-can handy... feel free to pop-off anytime you need!"