1 (worst fragility point) Just watching a cartoon of a bear (Yogi)....causes you to shake. Having Wal-Mart reshuffle the candy area sets you off with a panic attack. Noticing the toilet paper is rigged 'over' (not under) at the hotel....sends you into a rage.
2 You wrapped up three 1930s cowboys movies off AMC, and feel disturbed of the evil Indian depictions...writing up a sixteen page letter that the movies must be altered, or removed.
3 Your best friend of sixteen years....sent you a very vulgar joke, and you've cancelled them as a best friend.
4 You show up at your local grocery to discover the favorite brand of ice cream was not in stock, and spend 25 minutes lecturing 'Larry-the-clerk' on this dilemma in your life.
5 (moderately fragile) You watched two episodes of Mister Ed this AM, and feel Ed is not a responsible or mature horse. You want to discuss this with your wife/GF, but they seem to have bigger worries to discuss.
6 The weather gal for Channel Nine gave another crappy weather report. All you said or did....was say a short 12-second prayer that she might improve.
7 Your dog has dragged over 17 newspapers from neighbor this morning, and you spent 3 minutes lecturing him ('bad dog, bad dog'), and then gave him a dogbone while you tossed the newspapers into a garbage bin.
8 You watched Bridge Over River Kwai for the 40th time in your life, and still wept at the end.
9 You have the seat on the airplane that you paid extra for, but some woman asks if her kid can sit by the window....he's never been on a plane before, and so you give up the extra-cost seat....with no argument, just a smile.
10 Your wife burnt the steak completely, and you simply carved the edge of the burnt area off, and almost wept that she tried so hard to make it right. Your dog peed on the kitchen floor, and you spent 30 minutes petting him....to let him know it's not a big deal.
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