Saturday 27 April 2019

De-Snowflaking

I have a humble view of snowflake 'kids'.....that they've basically signed up to a mental state of being a loser.  So I'd like to offer some humble ways of recovering or de-snowflaking:

1.  Go spend thirty days in some national park in Montana, in the midst of winter....without the comforts of home.

2.  Go walk from the far west end of Memphis to the far east end....from 11 PM at night and 5 AM in the morning.

3.  Go haul hay for an entire month in Alabama, in the midst of July.

4.  Go to Wyoming ranch and be a cattle-hand for six months.

5.  Hike from the Canadian border to the Mexican border.

6.  Sit in a room...handcuffed...for four hours with fairly different people who see life different than you do, and repeat this practice every Sunday until the handcuffs are no longer required.

No one states numbers, but I would take a wild guess that at least 300,000 snowflake kids exist in America today, and pose a serious threat to the stability of the nation because of their inability to handle pressure or conflict of any type.

1 comment:

Bigus Macus said...

Drive don't fly across country. It doesn't matter which of the coast to coast roads you choose. Take I 40 west and then return on I 80 east. And you should only drive 400 miles a day and stay in small towns.

See the USA in your Chevrolet!