Some news groups are getting hyped up to find some blame game to dump on Trump for the Coronavirus. I sat and pondered upon this, and then wrote my ten thoughts if President Clinton were standing there instead:
1. President Clinton would appoint 25 medical experts to some task force, to prepare a daily four-hour news media 'talk', with one-third of the presentation talking about dire situations, and the rest trying to reassure everyone that things are fine even if 50 people a day were dying.
2. An enormous amount of useless data would be presented daily....affected rates of gays versus non-gays, affected rates of blacks versus whites, affected rates of rural farmers versus urban folks, and affected rates of lesbians versus gay guys. Even the CNN journalists would say that this is a bit too much.
3. Only twelve US airports would be allowed to handle international flights coming in. A special medical contract would be signed by the government to provide continual shifts of doctors at the airports to survey passengers coming in. Around the second week of this.....someone would observe that the 900 doctors brought in.....are mostly from North Korea, Cuba, Peru, and Angola...speaking almost no English. The contract....given to a mostly unknown American Indian tribe....cannot be explained in public.
4. A fireside chat with President Hillary would occur each week, with her promising to move 'mountains' to save humanity.
5. Two Nobel Peace Prize folks would be desperately trying to find a way to nominate President Clinton for the award.....with just three lines of text on the nomination sheet.
6. At least five medical companies would be attempting some form of 'donation' to the campaign fund of President Clinton.....to get the 2.5-billion dollar vaccine contract.
7. Some major Coronavirus forum will be hustled up by President Clinton, in some Hawaiian resort hotel complex, with 2,000 political and medical figures from across the globe, for a week of talks. As they disperse, it's discovered that 8 carriers of the virus were attending, and at least 300 attendees are now infected.
8. In the midst of a San Francisco mass Coroniavirus episode, a decision is made at the White House to relocate 2,000 homeless people to several other states. A month later, it'll be discovered that the bulk of the 2,000 had the virus, and as they moved to other states.....they contaminated tens of thousands in other locations. No one from White House can remember who gave the order for this though.
9. A debate will start up about the need for a Coronavirus 'Czar' acting out of the White House, but the center of the debate is that it has to be a woman, or a black.
10. About four months into the US 'action'....President Clinton will declare the virus battle 'won', making a whirlwind tour around the US promoting the 'win', then return, and nine days later....have the Coronavirus herself.
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