Sunday 14 June 2020

How I Think The Riot Thing Will Go In The Fall

So basically, the Antifa 'kids' will return to classes in August (unless Covid-19 becomes a issue again).

'Marvin' and 'Larry' had an exciting summer.  They were in Minneapolis and Chicago....burning and looting.  They assaulted a dozen people each.  Now, they must return to classes.

Somewhere in the first six weeks....they encounter some guy in a Trump-red-hat, and get hyped-up to react...beating the guy on campus.  A video captures the action. 

The assaulted kid gets a lawyer.  The lawyer walks into the university president's office with three simple demands: (1) million in cash, (2) two armed guards (full-time, 24-hours a day) for remainder of time at school, and that Marvin and Larry be expelled.  Failure to comply?  The cash money goes up to 25-million.  The video is played and the lawyer for the campus is now a bit worried.

Marvin and Larry get brought in....the video shown, and quick fashion....are expelled.  They sit there in amazement....calling their parents.  Both had 3 years accomplished.  Lawyers jump in and threaten big lawsuits.  University President invites them in....shows the video....then shows the fine-print of what the idiots signed.  Yes, the University President can expel you for a list of reasons, and violence is one.

After flushing $20k in lawyer costs and burning up four months of time....the parents now realize....nothing is going to change.

So Marvin and Larry now take themselves to another state public college, and attempt to enter there.  They ask for a copy of the transcript....which has at the bottom of it....'EXPELLED' and says the reason is for violence.  'Nope' is the answer.....this college won't accept them either.   Over the course of a month, six colleges from the state say no.

Finally, they locate a private university in the state that will take them.  But the eval on accomplishments is done, and they throw out almost an entire year.  So both idiots have to repeat around 12 classes each.  Since they've wasted their entire fourth year....they now begin the fifth year, and will have to add a sixth year onto their schedule.  Cost factor?  That goes up as well. 

Now imagine this happening at least a hundred times....perhaps even 300 times. It's going to be a harsh reality coming up for some 'kids'. 

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