Monday 15 June 2020

Watching These Seattle Chaz Guys

I've probably watched about ten interviews with the Antifa-Chaz folks in Seattle, and come to ten observations:

1.  None of them ever took a class in Western Civilization, Greek philosophy, or logic 101.

2.  Maybe it's just me, but I get the impression that more than half of them are lit pretty good on weed or a stronger stimulant.

3.  In terms of starting a new government or civilization...I'd think you'd probably do better with some 6th-grade kids, or paranoid schizophrenic guys.

4.  I don't think any of these guys have ever met a white supremacist in their entire lives.

5.  None of them seem capable of tidying up the street, and I'm guessing they cannot even tidy their bedroom.

6.  Will they be putting this on their resume....having occupied or run Chaz?  If so, HR just won't buy into the resume.

7.  Just me (a guy over 60) saying this....but I don't their luck with ladies will pan out.  They might want to check Russianwives.com or Congowives.com.

8.  On survival skills....I'd marginally give these guys a '3' (with '10' being the highest level).

9.  As hard as they pump anti-capitalism....they seem to be awful needy in terms of capitalism working and delivering a pizza occasionally.

10.  I just don't think any of these guys have ever had to haul hay in 95-degree temperature in July.  They all seem to be coffee clerks, or pool-cleaner types.

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