Friday 15 October 2021

Fixing the Christmas Gift Mess

 After a long bit of pondering, and considering the poor actions by the Administration (they should have grasped the problem already in June), I've come to three solutions to resolve the logistical mess:

1.  Christmas-Savings-Time (CST).  Basically, it'd work like Daylight-Savings-Time.  On the 1st of December, we'd move things back a month....so Christmas would come on the 25th of January....not December.  

I know....this sounds pretty hokey but we do Daylight-Savings-Time all the time....so why not CST?  That extra month would ensure store shelves are full.  

2.  We create a Christmas-Civilian-Corps (CCC)....where all out-of-work Americans are mandated/required to report to local logistical offices, and put into work.....driving trucks, and unpacking crates out in California.  

3.  Finally, we should just blame Donald Trump for the whole mess while it is the fault of the Biden Administration (particularly 'Mayor-Pete').  It'll make President Biden happy, and perhaps lessen the burden of Biden speaking in public about the massive problem.  

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