Jihad and Global Warming

This week....in the midst of various bits of news....we suddenly came to hear once again....from Osama bin Laden, chief of Al Qaeda.

It was a strange and awkward moment. Via the press at Al Jazeera....we got to hear Osama blaming the US and developed countries.....for climate change...then adding that the global economy should immediately abandon its use of the American dollar.

The quote: “Talk about climate change is not an ideological luxury but a reality. All of the industrialized countries, especially the big ones, bear responsibility for the global warming crisis.”

So I sat there....pondering over this....and I came to two observations. You have to remember....I'm not a rocket scientist or Harvard guy or a CIA analyst.

First, here is this guy...sitting way out in the boonies of Pakistan....probably living most of the time out of some cave. You can imagine him getting few if any visitors. You can see him drinking tea and reading from the Koran three or four hours a day.

So then, this guy appears....Jimmy Jihad, from London probably. Jimmy sits there....chatting like a mad monkey....all over global warming, climate change, and impending death of mankind.

Osama sits there....and buys every single word. It was as much comic propaganda that you could possible imagine....with Al Gore's video probably running in the background. Tears likely flowed from Osama's eyes....and he decided then and there....Jihad had to include the fight on global warming.

So you can imagine these fantastic moments....where Osama got "religion"....and pumped up the millions of Jihad fighters....to save the world in the interest of climate change.

Then I came to observation number two. It takes an absolute idiot to believe the vast majority of climate change information. If Osama is that naive and dim....we just might be using the wrong tactics in taking him down.

Out there tonight....Osama is sitting there...a tear sweeping down his cheek....looking over global warming, and hoping that Jihad somehow fits into fixing this mess. This is almost like a scene out of a Mel Brooks movie.

Hot Steamy Unlusty Stuff

If you go over to Fox News...there is this item over John Edwards and his mistress, and some sex tape (Fox Quote):

John Edwards' former mistress filed a temporary restraining order seeking to wrest control of an alleged sex tape that is at the heart of a tell-all book about to be released by a onetime Edwards confidante.

I kinda sat there for about three minutes...envisioning a sex tape...with John Edwards, his hot lusty babe....and then I asked myself....what idiot would want to see, view or even pay for such a tape? The more I thought about this....the more my stomach tossed and turned....and I was thinking about taking some Rolaids.

So, we've come down so deep in the pit....that we'd actually be willing to watch John Edwards in some sexual act? I just can't see this happening. And the act by the mistress to gain control? Well....she might be hoping that she could market this better....but frankly....most of us would pay $3 to ensure we didn't have to watch Johnny doing the wild thing with his lusty gal.