"DC Teens Want Bigger Condoms"
Apparently, the city health department has this fantastic program where they buy condoms and give them away. The chief reason? DC has a huge AIDS and pregnancy problem. So a 15-year old DC kid can walk into the district health office and pick up a package of condoms....free.
Well....someone got around to asking the kids about this whole program and realized that there were two issues going on.
First, the condoms they were buying....were too small. I'm not going to say much about this....but it's just something that the teenage guys are admitting.
Second, the condoms that the city are giving away....are dirt cheap and break in a great portion of the situations used. So, basically, they are worthless.
So the city is talking about buying high quality condoms....which means more cost. And of course, they were try to size them up for the bigger dudes....you know.
I paused over this and wanted to provide further Bama analysis.....but after a while....I realized its best not to say anything. All I can think is those poor Bama kids are stuck having to buy their own condoms....and naturally, they are depending on Wal-Mart to sell them the best Chinese-made condoms possible. Best not to say anything else.