Wednesday 6 May 2020

Simply Observations

1.  The Pope calling for absolute obedience to 'bans' and 'lock-downs'?

Yeah.  Maybe he should just stick with Demon-hustling, Bibles and soul-business....leave the rest to regular people.

2. Lets say that Joe Biden wins the election, and in the middle of the swearing in at the inauguration episode....Joe starts to get chatty about Inca Indians, cowboy movies, fat women, and his favorite episodes of Woody Woodpecker cartoons.  What should we do?

Plan B, look over at the House Speaker and ask if we can rustle up impeachment in three hours, and get the Senate in place by 6 PM to impeach Joe out quickly. 

3.  Explain Europe's populism angle in 10 lines or less.

Populism means that regular people (not intellectuals) have this gut feeling that their priorities, their problems, and their preferred path to the future....are not heard by the political figures, the journalists, or the national authority.

In this case, the internet (via social media) finally gave people a chance to compare notes, review accomplishments, and gauge failures.  Sadly, the general public on both the left and right....woke up and now feel left out.  They won't listen to the journalists anymore, and they question the political figures to the point that lies won't work.

So the name of the game is to utter populism and try to suggest these people are more stupid than you.  The more practical 'fix' is to remove the internet and TV entirely, and just go back to mostly newspapers.

4.  Joe Biden says 600,000 people in America have died from the virus....true?

No, but in Joe's mind....there ought to be 600k dead.

5.  Is there any way to fix soccer's unfair pay situation for women players?

Yep....just go and force guys to attend in mass at games.....say 50,000 per game, and agree to pay $25 to $50 a seat.  Course, to make this work....you need Biden's Economic Intercourse idea to work, and guys GOT something in return.  I just don't know that would be. 

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