First, remember that this is probably someone with marginal intelligence and easily manipulated.
Second, offer a simple greeting....like you would with a Jehovah's Witness, magazine sales kid, or a door-to-door Avon lady.
Third, give them a chance to announce themselves.....but at the 20-second part....let them know in a polite way, that this was more than enough on words/chatter.
Fourth, when you give them the polite 'no thanks'....smile.
Five, if they do insist upon another word or two about Covid.....let them know that they are probably within the six foot safety level, and that you've been feeling ill the past day....listing four obvious Covid symptoms.
Six, utter the phrase 'have a nice day', and shut the door.
Seven, call your next-door neighbor immediately and let them know the guy is in the neighborhood.
Eight, be aware that various fake Biden-Covid people will probably come to exist, and mostly are there to either rob you, or trying to convert you in some way. It's not Biden's fault they come to exist.
Nine, if you did want to have some fun....you could make up a fake Covid-hand-out and pose as a Biden-guy.....visiting neighbors.
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