1. Defining 'Net-Zero' to a 5th grade kid.
You got some bad farts building up (you had eggs and bacon, with buttered toast for breakfast). You need to release it.
Rather than release in the classroom.....you pay someone to distract the teacher, while you step outside the door, and fart (heavily) in the hallway, then slip back in.
Because you paid the $1 to the kid for distraction acts....you did a noble thing for everyone in the class. At break-time, other kids note your courage and wisdom....in not dumping farts in the classroom.
2. I've reached a point where I consider 75-percent of journalists unqualified for their job.
3. Maybe it's just me....but I estimate at least 10-percent of the American population are possessed by demons.
4. Saw this in the AM: RFK Jr comment: "Anderson Cooper gets a salary of something like $20 million a year, but probably 75% of that is coming indirectly through pharmaceutical companies."
5. I would be willing to wager within 12 months....some Chinese brand will have purchased Germany's VW.
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