My 'Indexes'

 My wife made a point that I seem to have a lot of 1-to-10 'indexes'.  This AM....I counted ten of them:

1  Dumbass/low IQ index.  Yeah, I seem to measure folks upon meeting them....even at the gas station, the airport, or coffee shop.  The higher up on my index you  make it....the less likely I'll trust you to get the job done.  So if you were given a '7' by me....I'm expecting you to screw things up.  A '4' would mean you did the task forty times, and fail just once.

2. BS index.  This index I use for news....whether it's propaganda, BS, or just fake news.  

3.  GOP/Fake Republican index.  Mitch McConnell rates near a '9' on this index.

4.  Sports index.  This index I use to decide upon my viewership.....the higher you rank (like '8' or '9')....it's unlikely I'll  watch your sport (like WNBA).  

5.  Conspiracy index.  This is the index I use to rate conspiracies....like bigfoot, 9-11, 5-G health risks, Covid vaccinations,  Malaysian Flight MH370, etc.  The higher I rank you (like '7' or '8')....the more likely it's bogus.  If I give you a '1' (like in the RFK/JFK killings)....the more likely that the conspiracy is non-existent.  Bigfoot, for example, is a '9'....so is Nessie.

6. Shady-Bank index.   This will involve banks and credit institutions....usually where I think you are readily engaged in fraud.

7.   Knightrider index.  This index is used to measure new TV programs....if I give you a '7' or '8'....you won't make it past the first season.  

8. Tramp/Whore index.  This is a risky index where I assess ladies and the higher (like '8' or '9') the number....the more likely you probably shouldn't get too serious with the gal.  

9.  The Expert index.  This is where I simply view your expert nature.  A '1' or '2' means that you probably know what you are talking about. A '8' or '9'....you probably work on CNN, and should not be trusted.

10.  Gin index. Since I have a preference for gin....this is usually where I've ordered a cocktail with gin....observed the brand that you used, and grade it.  Hendricks and Gray Whale usually rate at '1' or '2'.  Mr Tom gin, and Burnetts....usually rate at a '7'.