You Aren't In A Civil War If.....

 You aren't in a Civil War if....your post-man/woman still delivers.

 You aren't in a Civil War if.....your McDonalds still offers the full menu.

 You aren't in a Civil War if.....CNN tells you most protests are peaceful (even if it looks otherwise).

 You aren't in a Civil War if.....Amazon still delivers to your house.

 You aren't in a Civil War if.....the View TV program doesn't feature a nation-X and nation-Y edition.

 You aren't in a Civil War if.....the NFL season is running along like normal.