I eventually came to the mindset....upon delivery, the California folks....within five years....would have 20-pages of mandates and safety-code.....making it a problem to license or tag the buggy.
I also think that they would mandate...some bigger horses would be noted as 1.5-HP....while ponies would be classified .5 or .7 HP.
Seatbelts required? Yeah....more than likely.
Protection from flipping over? Probably mandated.
Mandated rest after 10 miles of pulling a buggy? Probably.
If you got rid of cars, and buggies.....just having bikes....would they stop the mandating? I doubt it.....there's likely to be 1,000 pages of bike mandates eventually.
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The 2027 Healthy Action For Healthy Air Act ('The HAHA Act ') with a budget of a hundred million fedbux?
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TheIndependentOpposition® AcrossTheAisle© decry the inability of innovative manufacturers to meet the mandates, and appoint a series of Investigative Special Commissions to specially investigate the situation, finding no evidence of fraud nor malfeasance.
Budget : a nice round billion fedbux.
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We 'Healthy Air' advocates install signs in our yards to voice our disapproval.
Sadly, after only a few months, our beloved signs deteriorate...
...requiring The Beautify Our Community Acts ('BOCA') with a budget of two billion fedbux annually.
Astute legislators appoint a series of Investigative Journalists to investigate the overall situation -- later found to be offspring of TheIndependentOpposition™©® AcrossTheAisle®©™ -- at an estimated annual budget of thirteen trillion fedbux -- and are expected to publish their investigative results sometime soon.
The Electric Equine Manufacturers Association ('EEMA') -- a non-governmental group with a legislated budget of a hundred billion fedbux -- meet monthly to further discuss the schedule of the situation.
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Alert legislators appoint a series of Investigative Special Commissions to investigate the EEMA -- annual budget of sixteen billion fedbux -- and are expected to publish their investigative results sometime soon.
Speaking from beyond the grave, Legislator Emeritus Mitzi Steinberg held a well-attended press-conference -- with buffet and open bar -- to voice her strongly-worded support of expected legislation to address the issue... FromAcrossTheAisle™®©©®™.
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