I noticed this piece off Twitter in the AM today:
"Bank records obtained revealed Rob Nalker, a Biden family associate, used his company to transfer money from a Chinese energy company to Hunter Biden, James Biden, Hallie Biden, and an unknown "Biden"."
So this triggered me to wonder about this 'unknown Biden'. I thought (up to this point) that we knew just about everyone in the Biden family (even the 7th grandchild, who doesn't even really count).
I have three theories about the 'unknown Biden'.
First, this might be Lester Biden...Joe's twin-brother (I made this up) who left the US back in 1988 and hung out in the jungles of Panama. Lester participated in eleven revolutions throughout Latin America, and was a brilliant strategist at bringing down governments.
Second, this might be Tonya Biden....a illegitimate black gal from Baltimore who exists because of a wild weekend in the 1950s with Joe's dad.
Third, it's a totally made-up fake Biden....that Hunter created with a stolen social security number, and seems to live around Delaware but no one has ever met or seen such a Biden.
I lean toward the third scenario as being very likely and it's a wild idea that Hunter had around twenty years ago....that you could create imaginary people out of thin air.
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Soap-Opera Plot-Ploy Number Seven:
* at no time is any character 'dead' dead.
* any character can be killed, then brought back to life.
* any character can be killed, then resurrected as the long-lost twin.
* after the death of any actor portraying any character, that character can be continued by any other actor...
... and applicable to today's discussion...
* an 'unknown' character can be invisible, repeatedly referred to without that character making an appearance on-screen
* an 'unknown' character can be killed with zero impact to the story.
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A slick description of this sequence comes from the brilliant screenplay by Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski of the 1994 film ED WOOD starting Johnny Depp:
* "Haven't you ever heard of the suspension of disbelief!"
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