First, if you had a guy already geared up for a IQ level of 75....then you toss in a fair amount of meth and cannabis.....yeah, there's probably more than 10,000 people like him around the US.
But then you come up to this.....you paid $500 to some idiot who claims he can make you invisible....when you know the going rate should not be more than $25. This is me speaking from a Alabama prospective.
Then finally....how the hell are you so sure this is a real and certified wizard? I could walk around St Louis on a Saturday, and forty folks would probably try to claim wizard status....when only two or three are certified wizards (with a Harry Potter 'stick').
So you can imagine this scene....he's sliding through the door of some bank....walking up to the clerk and handing her a note.....stating your invisibility and that $2,000 is what you want to steal. She's eyeballing you for 60 seconds, and then it hits you....she done hit the button, and here is the cop car arriving at the door.
Then you go and explain things to them, and they let you know.....they also hired a wizard, and they got 'super-powers' to overcome the invisibility.
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