Food Chatter

 There's a new product that drive-around German food-wagons are selling.

So you go and buy a medium-sized bag of Dorittos (figure 1,350 calories).

You go to  the food-wagon 'boss' and ask for the special.  He opens the Dorittos bag (along the side).  He adds pork or chicken or thin strips of beef.  Then he adds peppers, cheese, bar-b-q sauce, and some half-cup of seasoning.

End? You have a bag with about 5,000 calories, before you even get to the Pepsi or Coke.