Sunday, 27 April 2025

Seven Things Likely To Lead Me To Vote Against You Or Your Party

 1.  NPR saying glorious things about you for eight minutes straight.

2.  Your program having some kind of pronoun stuff listed.

3. You being pro-gang.

4.  You are asked a simple 5th-grader question, and it takes you seven minutes to give an answer....with nothing making sense.

5. Misusing public funds for personal use.

6.  Nepotism/Cronyism in your background.

7.  Signs of getting bribes.



3 comments:

LargeMarge said...

976. going by the initials "aoc'.
1,293. using the phrase 'feel the bern'.
2,144. paying for rally participants.
2,145. campaigning from your basement.
2,146. access to an Auto-Pen.
19,276. multi-million dollar net worth on a us$260,000 annual salary.
26,890. name ending in 'fauci', married to anybody named 'fauci', friends with anybody named 'fauci', distantly related to anybody seeing anybody named 'fauci'.

Schnitzel_Republic said...

The auto-pen thing should be written into a screenplay for a 2-hour movie. I don't think Biden himself signed a single document throughout the four years.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately that is most likely true.😏