First, ballrooms mean dancing, and 80-percent of American guys can't dance.
Second, these ballroom dinners mean fancy tuxedos.....which only 2-percent of American guys have.
Third, these ballroom dinners will have a cost-factor per guest of $150 (DC cost for catering)....which gets you a marginal piece of roast beef, some mashed potatoes, and a scoop of ice cream.
Fourth, at every dinner.....at least three US Senators will collapse and have to be hauled-away by ambulance.
Fifth and final, at least 25-percent of the women will attend....will dress up trampy style....with their boobs hanging out.
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