1. Hook-up with a gal with a nose-ring?
No....it would be distracting each time she was giving me a 30-minute lecture on some BS...that I wouldn't be able to get the 'full-treatment'.
2. Spend $75k on a new car?
No....my reality-meter would max out at $35k....so it'd have to be a used-car.
3. Find a way to be anti-capitalist?
No....even with a half-a-bottle of gin....it just won't be possible.
4. Sit and listen to 10-minutes of struggles-chatter over someone's woes in life?
When I was 30....I had such patience and at least pretend to 'care'. Around age 50....my max patience was 3 minutes. Today....you get about 10 seconds, then I'm leaving. The struggles-people are like some tribal-unit....wandering in circles, and a brief snow-storm sets them off.
5. Move to California?
I'd pause over the idea....the most scenic state in the US....then realize that it's basically 'Albania-on-steroids', packed up with 100,000 druggies wandering around on the streets, with some 12-year-old kid in a suit pretending to be governor.
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