Monday 5 August 2024

Things That VP Harris Needs To Do If She Intends To Win

1.  Whatever anxiety-medication she is taking....dump it ASAP.  

2.  Set up a platform with a dozen clear agenda items, and have five lines of text memorized for each.  Don't......under ANY circumstances.....ad-lib.

3.  Just go ahead and admit....the whole decade after college....you 'whored-around'.  Admit you might have done 500 guys and it was just a wild era in the 1980s.

4.  Dump Bidenonomics.  Invent Kam-nomics.  Explain the whole concept in three minutes flat.  Doesn't matter if it's a total failure....you need to have something to replace Joe's program.

5.  If you marginally can carry a debate....don't debate, under any circumstances. 

1 comment:

LargeMarge said...

6. Limit the time you laugh at something you said.
Keeping a laughing fit under two minutes ought to impress a lot of fence-sitters...