Wednesday 18 May 2022

How I Think the Pronoun Business Will End

 After the summer recess period, and the season starts with hyped-up teachers/administrators on pronoun usage.....I think you will see four groups engage.

1.  First, the Bat-Sh*t people.  Students being given the new school year lecture on how/when to utter the right pronouns....will have some kid stand and utter 'bat-sh*t-crazy'.

Then a second kid will stand and utter the phrase, and over an hour.....at least sixty disruptions will be noted.....always uttering 'bat-sh*t crazy'.  

Schools will be unable to focus or move ahead....even four weeks later. 

2.  Then will come the 'hmmmmmmmmm' crowd.....who mostly hum when pronouns are uttered.  

3.  Then will come the mutes, who refuse to talk in class.  

4.  Finally, the Satan-crowd will arrive....projecting that they are the sons and daughters of Satan and they expect the teachers to be absolutely respectful of their heritage.  

August of 2022?  Oh, it'll be a fantastic year for education......where nothing is accomplished and a quarter of parents just give up....taking their kids home for private schools or home-schooling. 

Everyone will agree by late spring 2023.....this whole pronoun thing has made society into a dysfunctional bundle of chaos.  

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