Almost every week now....I see a commentary on social media....suggesting that to solve all climate change issues....we need to revert to cavemen-style living. I've spent some pondering over this and observed ten things:
1. The first year of this cavemen-living will be awful rough on folks because of the lack of coffee and cigarettes'.
2. To have an adequate amount of fur attire (for regular days and rainy periods)....we need a 13,000 percent increase in deer/fox/rabbits/bears.
3. Some fights will beak out over people who get better caves than other folks.
4. I see some women who probably will run off with other guys because because caves were pretty messy.
5. The lack of booze will be brought up by the 3rd day.
6. Right off the bat....bunch of guys will start talking about septic tanks and toilets....ramping up evolution, leaving the cavemen business behind.
7. Some groups will bring up the use of firewood being consumed....as wrong.
8. After about four nights in the cave situation....most will admit their dedication to climate-change BS....wasn't that high to start with.
9. People in France will hype up that their cavemen style is more pleasing....than everyone else.
10. Some folks will bring up (rather quickly) that they weren't aware that zero-underwear was part of the cavemen agenda.
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